Holiday Sweater Rob - Real or Manip?

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Look at this photograph.  Please tell me it’s a manip!  It’s awful.  I can’t imagine Robert Pattinson would ever wear a holiday jumper that looks like that.  Is it real?

The Evidence

*giggle*

We’ve been holding on to this one, because we wanted to be in the proper holiday spirit when we tackled that sweater.  Ugh.  The sweater.  It’s awful, isn’t it?  It’s … got a zipper.  And it’s … green.  Very green.  An awful sort of lime green.  And it … has snowmen on it.  And Rob looks so proud to be wearing it!  He’s somewhat-jauntily staring at the camera.  And look!  He can cook meat on the grill all at the same time. 

Maybe Rob is actually a real-life version of Colin Firth in Bridget Jones’ Diary?? Maybe he is just wearing the holiday jumper his happy mum got for him for Christmas like a good boy.  Can there be any other excuse?

We think not.

Fortunately, this little gem came into our hands:

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The Verdict

icon-busted-red-shirtPhew.  That was a close one.  We can rest assured that Robert Pattinson’s questionable fashion sense does not extend to truly hideous Christmas sweaters.  And to be fair to the man in the original photograph, he was wearing that sweater to an “Ugly Christmas Sweater” party.  That explains it, doesn’t it?

Now, why in the world someone would take the time to put that interesting photo of Rob’s head on that equally-interesting sweater pic is beyond us.  Perhaps they were just swept up in the holiday spirit.  Let’s hope so.  And we hope you have a great holiday as well.

And this photograph?  It’s a manip.  This one is busted.

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6 Responses to “Holiday Sweater Rob - Real or Manip?”

  1. Wee Hee:) says:

    LOL! You guys are hilarious! Great job on this one, I was getting close to wetting my pants because of its freakiness:P

  2. Betsy says:

    My husband and I host “ugly” sweater parties every year. I think that would be one of the best ugly sweaters of all time! And the guy wearing it looks like he knows it’s awful! I think Rob would wear an ugly sweater to an ugly sweater party…I’m sure he has the sense of humor for that…fun stuff!

  3. LoveRob says:

    HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was gonna crap my pants. Lol…. Thank god on the highest!!!! And Betsy you’re right, Rob does have the sense of humor for that. Haha. You canso toatally tell anyway that that’s not Rob’s body… It’s not even his skintone! Trust me, I have enough pictures of him plastered everywhere to know. Lol

  4. Kiks says:

    I LOVE the picture ( I mean the original one). I would love to be going to one of those parties!! Hmm, maybe an idea to do next year ;).
    About the sweater, except for the colour ( I really dislike the colour!!), I do like the sweater. How awful am I? Well, I guess my friends are right, I am weird :D.

  5. Angela says:

    I dunno about you but it seems canna obvious that picture was not real. I just can’t see Robert wearing something that green.

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