Just the Facts: A Twitter Celebration
It doesn’t get any simpler than this, does it?
We’ve said it. Robert Pattinson’s management has said it. Peter Facinelli has said it. In fact, he’s said it more than once. And now we have it from the man himself.
You are looking at Robert Pattinson’s first and last tweet. All those Twitter accounts you keep emailing us about? Fakes. Yes, all of them. But the one you’re looking at that says it’s official? Fake. The one that was passed onto you by a friend and is super-secret and no one knows about it? Fake. The one where the guy doesn’t even really pretend to be Rob, but yet you know it’s really him by the clues? Fake. But…but…but the one where he knew all about Patty the dog, and other stuff no one else knows about? Yeah, no one but fans like you? Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.
So yay! Pop the champagne, pull out the confetti, and douse yourself with glitter. Twitter, which creates problems for a lot of celebrities, has it’s purpose at times. Robert Pattinson doesn’t have a Twitter. Done.
Ah, time for yet another movie. Rob is spending his early summer in and around the Los Angeles area shooting his next film, Water for Elephants. We can't wait for that one. And Eclipse promotion is calling his name as well. Happy June!As always...
aaVW8G I want to say - thank you for this!