Posts Tagged ‘media’

The Anonymous Note: How to Create a Tabloid Cover in Three Easy Steps!

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

ok-engaged-cover

WOW!  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are engaged?? And they announced it to OK! Magazine?  Check it out…

….oh wait…

They’re not actually engaged!   They’re talking about the Bella and Edward engagement.  And that’s not even right, since he actually proposes to her at the end of New Moon, and Bella finally agrees to it in Eclipse, but anyway…

I JUST SPENT MONEY ON THIS CRAP?  WHAT???

CLICK HERE to learn how to make your own tabloid headine>>

Did Rob Tell the Daily Mirror He Was Single?

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

mirror-article

What do you think about this article?  This newspaper says that they just talked to Robert Pattinson a couple of days ago and he says he doesn’t have a girlfriend and is single.  I’m so confused.

CLICK HERE for the evidence and our verdict>>

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Where's Robert?

Home, sweet, home. Rob appears to be kicking it back in London for a bit. He should be getting a chance to relax with his friends before he starts pre-production on Bel Ami sometime in January.

As always...

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